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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, its time I talk to you about the most essential of things in life. Wolves. And in particular, wolves on clothing, particularly shirts.

Backstory: Sometime around the early 70’s, as best historians can guess, an individual from Chickasha, Oklahoma first transposed a beautiful painted image of a wolf on to a  simple but stained over-garment. After a cross country trip to Los Angeles in the back of a Winnebago, the Oklahomans shirt caught the eye of Belgian fashion designer Rudegar von Balzonia. Balzonia struck gold as Wolf shirts took the country, nay the world, by storm.

If what I’m talking about sounds… insane, then your feast you eyes on THIS. Please gaze into the fabric, the wolves’ eyes, the glare of the moonlight beaming down upon you.

And then, read the comments.

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.

There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship.

I totally used to have this shirt but then I had to put it in a chest and bury it on a deserted isle because it was leaking radiation, causing a nuclear facility near me to be mistakenly shut down.

I think that reviews of wolf shirst should become the next Chuck Norris.